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| The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)
Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.
Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.
Your exact male opposite:
The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master | While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe (DBLM)
CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor (DGLM) or The Sonnet (DGLD) |
2 comments:
HAHAHAH... That just goes to show how crappy these online survey form blogthings shits can be....
THE SLOW DANCER..... BALLS... Your exact opposit THE HORNIVORE ... BALLS... YOU are the HORNIVORE you dickhead.... If I remember right you were once saying about that favourite film of yours with keira knightley or someone else.... oh yeah... "Killing me softly".... "Put here to the wall and rip her clothes off"... your words.....
Well the ladies don't know that, only you do. Doesn't matter to me. Besides now that I'm salsaing...
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